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    • freddyCR
    July 27th, 2005, 10:23 AM
    The trees were, indeed, leaning.
    And one other thing....I have been wondering about "the golden rule" for a time...thought it was quite meaningless, but this pic has shown me that indeed when you compose from right to left, your sight gets more into the picture.
    Check this reversed version of the pic above, and tell me in which one is the milk container truck ('deep' in the picture ) more evident.
    What do you think?

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    • mlrrr
    08-24 06:39 PM
    Hi All,

    My employment based I-485 application has been pending since Aug'2004. My labor priority date is May 2003. I came to know from immigration officer from local office few weeks ago that name check process was cleared very recently. But, USCIS has responded to a recent service request as follows:

    The processing of your case has been delayed. We are currently awaiting the results of required security checks on this case. These background checks are required of all who apply for the immigration benefit your are seeking. We will make every effort to make a decision on this case as soon as security checks are complete. If you do not receive a decision or other notice of action from us within 6 months of this letter, please contact us by calling our customer service number provided down below.

    If name check is cleared what else is pending? Is information provided by the immigration officer at local USCIS is wrong regarding the security checks.

    Could you please throw some light on these background checks. What are my options. How many more years do i have to wait? Your valuable information in this regard is greatly appreciated.

    Thanks in advance,
    MLRRR




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    • smurugan
    12-07 10:12 AM
    Folks

    My situation is like this:

    I have 3 months left in my 6th year of H1B. LC and I-140 got approved and presently my employer has filed for an extension of H1B for 3 years.

    Once I get the 3-year extension, can I change jobs? I understand that my GC process resets, and I am ok with that. I am planning to get the H1B (valid for another 3 years) transferred to the new employer and would join them only after they get the I-797 (with 3 year validity)

    If my present employer revokes I-140, can I legally stay in the country on the 3-yr H1B (new employer)? Or do I lose my status and have to immediately exit the country? I am not worried about retaining my PD.

    Could you pls share your experiences in this and I would request suggestion on this. Request your help.

    Thanks




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    • praveen2008
    08-19 11:17 PM
    i am not sure... but as far as i know it is better to be in the country when the H4 extention is pending with USCIS


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    • fall1998
    05-18 12:06 PM
    Yepp, many companies have regulation not to release copy of I-140 to applicant unless applicant is leaving them.




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    • Khan123
    01-19 01:55 PM
    Do you have any idea about the other legal options in terms of immigration i might have.?


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    • smurugan
    12-07 10:12 AM
    Folks

    My situation is like this:

    I have 3 months left in my 6th year of H1B. LC and I-140 got approved and presently my employer has filed for an extension of H1B for 3 years.

    Once I get the 3-year extension, can I change jobs? I understand that my GC process resets, and I am ok with that. I am planning to get the H1B (valid for another 3 years) transferred to the new employer and would join them only after they get the I-797 (with 3 year validity)

    If my present employer revokes I-140, can I legally stay in the country on the 3-yr H1B (new employer)? Or do I lose my status and have to immediately exit the country? I am not worried about retaining my PD.

    Could you pls share your experiences in this and I would request suggestion on this. Request your help.

    Thanks




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    • vikramy
    05-29 11:19 AM
    My Wife got an RFE on her Medical. Her RFE is

    A review of your file indicates that you submitted a medical examination completed by designated civil surgeon. however, the civil surgeon failed to complete the immunizations supplement to Form I-693.

    Please return to the civil surgeon so that civil surgeon can administer appropriate vaccinations.
    I know she did not take Measles Vaccine as it she was pregnant that time.

    My wife is currently in India. My questions are

    1) Does she need to go through complete medical examination again? will it be enough to just send documentation regarding missing vaccine. (There is no info given in RFE regarding what is incomplete)

    2) can she do any thing about medical exam in India. I mean can she get a certificate from India?

    3) can we ask for additional time to respond to RFE? If yes is it Advisable and safe? How much additional time can be requested?

    4) If she has to travel back, she has to travel on AP as My H1 transfer is pending. So my question is what happens if her H4 gets approved before she comes here. Does she need to apply H4 again?

    5) If my H1 transfer does not get approved till she comes back, My understanding is, once H4 gets approved it automatically overrides Parolee status. Am i correct?

    6) while coming on AP what documents she need to carry. Does she need to have My employement letter, any thing else?

    I appreciate any help about my questions.


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    • Blog Feeds
    05-03 08:00 PM
    Interesting. The Chair of the Senate's Immigration Subcommittee is sounding pretty confident that an immigration plan will be signed by the President before 2009 is over.

    More... (http://blogs.ilw.com/gregsiskind/2009/05/schumer-immigration-reform-will-happen-this-year.html)




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    • murali77
    07-17 06:43 PM
    If I file my I-485 during the next 2 weeks and assuming the super number of filings, what is an approximate date for fingerprinting. My wife has to visit India for her sister's marriage in Oct-Nov time frame.

    Appreciate your inputs.
    Murali


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    • pappu
    09-02 09:04 PM
    If you see such sites and forums, pls post/ contact them and request them to attend the rally. Please all take this initiative and get maximum publicity and participation possible. Every member is our PR agent and publicity expert. So please help yourself by helping this cause.




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    • needhelp!
    09-12 04:02 PM
    I see that you just became a member of IV. Welcome to this strong and active community of people just like you!!

    I don't have your answer, I just hope that you will be an active and contributing (not just money, time and effort as well) member and will help IV achieve the greatest good in terms of the green card process reform. Ofcourse you will benefit from it yourself.

    You can do something right away!
    I suggest you check out the Media Campaign thread (http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=13272)
    The Signature Petition thread (http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=13204)
    and the Funding Drive thread (http://immigrationvoice.org/forum/showthread.php?t=13158)

    Welcome aboard!! I am sure you will be getting your answer pretty quick.

    And last but not the least, the best thing you can do is to attend the DC rally on Sept 18.


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    • gcwanted101
    09-29 01:34 PM
    What is the H1 premium processing fee and what is the regular processing fee ?
    Could any one help on this? I heard that increase in the fee is not in action yet?




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    • ashatara78
    09-17 12:53 PM
    Ah. It doesn't end even if you get the GC! I agree with the others - go for the interview fully prepared with all the documents including your GC. Even though you have the feeling "what if they revoke it?", it is best to comply with the laws and respect the interview notice.

    You can call them up or infopass if you have some time before the interview.


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    • BECsufferer
    05-28 02:33 PM
    Folks;

    Would greatly appreciate your response for following quick inquires;

    Q.#11 Dates ... is this the date I signed the I-765 application, or lawyer signed, or the date we mailed or the date USCIS recieved the application?:confused:

    Q. #15 Current Immigration Status ... I researched on this forum and concur with those who say AOS.:)

    Q.#16 Eligibility under 8 CFR 274a.12 ... Selected (c)(9)(). I filed during July-07 under EB2 category. Also this is what was mentioned on my original I-765 application that had been approved last year.:rolleyes:




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    • trexx7
    10-02 04:17 PM
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    • Blog Feeds
    12-18 09:50 AM
    AILA Leadership Has Just Posted the Following:


    https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx6TScsZxo8Xb_n5i_xKq5edkub4stLgHT3nTgHk9D0j5ZDKPDyNpRW26dpLugbxfDi0KZMEBkz6E7nPmLu6z8JYhntkwezjVi9qcZZN1lNAPyqKXW585-iP78YBXFS2icuDqETp9js_o/s320/2009-12-16+woman+in+prision.jpg (https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhx6TScsZxo8Xb_n5i_xKq5edkub4stLgHT3nTgHk9D0j5ZDKPDyNpRW26dpLugbxfDi0KZMEBkz6E7nPmLu6z8JYhntkwezjVi9qcZZN1lNAPyqKXW585-iP78YBXFS2icuDqETp9js_o/s1600-h/2009-12-16+woman+in+prision.jpg)There was some good news Wednesday for asylum seekers. ICE assistant secretary John Morton announced that the government would no longer detain them if they can prove their identities, are not dangerous or a flight risk, and have a credible fear of persecution or torture in their home countries. http://bit.ly/4LM3F1

    But it might be a tad early to celebrate.


    The details of the plan are not yet clear. As Professor Regina Germaine of the Georgetown University Law Center observed in an email message to an Immigration Professors' Listserve, "the criteria for release has always been (since 1996) the 3 factors mentioned by John Morton - 1) ID, 2) not a danger or flight risk, and 3) credible fear. And the lack of one or more of these factors is cited when ICE refuses to release someone."

    So, has Morton announced a new policy or has he simply restated the existing policy in a way which suggests release, but, in fact, will lead to continued detention of asylum seekers?


    Another unanswered issue is whether the policy will be followed by ICE officers throughout the country. Professor Margaret Taylor of Wake Forest University suggests it's an open question. "Hopefully there will be 'buy in' and compliance in the field offices with this policy, but history suggests otherwise."


    For now let's take the Administration at its word. But time will tell whether the draconian policy of incarcerating people who seek refuge in America has finally come to an end.


    https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/186823568153827945-808347624409550952?l=ailaleadership.blogspot.com


    More... (http://ailaleadership.blogspot.com/2009/12/ice-announces-it-will-no-longer-detain.html)




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    • SK2007
    10-10 04:37 PM
    Guys,
    I spoke to another Border Post official and he suggested that i drive uptp the nearest border and they would refuse my entry to Canada as i don't have a valid visa and i can turn around and come back to US and i can get a new I-94. Do you think it would be safe to do this ?
    Any advices?

    If you have travelled to Canada in May even if you have a single entry visa into Canda, you are more likely to be let into canda than refused. On the way back if you ask they might issue you a new I-94, strictly speaking they don't have to unless you have stayed some period (I don't know the exact period) out side the country.

    Most parents coming to US on visitor visa and wanting to stay in us for more than 6 months apply for new I-94s(extension), just because attempting to cross the border does not give them a new I-94.




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    • psk79
    10-25 10:16 AM
    Hi, Today my I485 had a LUD and when I check the status it is saying:

    Document mailed to applicant.
    On October 24, 2007 we mailed the document to the address we have on file. You should receive the new document within 30 days. If you do not, or if you move before you get it, call customer service.

    I already received everything and went for FP 20 days ago. I missed the appointment and then went the next friday and they took the prints. I was told that I didn't need to reschedule the FP. I had the LUD after the FP date too.

    I have seen that someone had this same status but did anyone ever receive nay other document in mail?? IF so what is it???

    Thanks.




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    09-19 12:52 PM
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    12-07 08:46 PM
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